I think I may.
My psychiatrist says it is a chemical imbalance, I do not believe him. I say it is because Rachel Berry has swagger!
I most certainly hope we do too! I love her!
Yes! This is fact! And though my heart is irrevocably shattered, I must now “ship it” as they say on the internet these days. I was considering starting a club at WMHS… “the Faberry Fan Club,” what do you think?
Ladies! Gentlemen! Geeks and Gleeks! I have new gossipy-goodness!
Unlike my previous “Brittana” post, however, this one merely consists of “interviews” of sorts with a few Gleeks. I could not get more than a single reply out of the illustrious and oh-so-sexy Rachel Berry, however.
Jessie St. James -
Why did you egg the illustrious and ravishing Rachel Berry?
There’s more to the story than you know…What does Rachel Berry taste like?
Berries, of course.Thank you for aiding in my hunt for the truth!
Of course, though Rachel did tell me about you. She was a little disturbed. As was I.
Rachel Berry Herself -
I have a fresh story ready to hit the presses about Quinn Fabray my precious little star, no bun in the oven this time one involves YOU!
I hope you get trampled by an elephant and then eaten whole by a lion.
Santana Lopez -
If Brittany has made out with everybody at the school… does that mean she has made out with THE Rachel Berry?
Oh em gee, Israel, Britt has made out with everybody. Berry is nobody.
And stop putting that recorder so close to my face, shit.Oh I will continue to endeavor to catch the most beautiful Rachel Berry and her oh-so-short skirts. However this new rumor running up the gossip-tree is that you and Rachel had a heated make-out session. What is your take on this? Officially.
My take? I doubt my take really counts with the collective evidence charged against me, thanks to a certain jackass -coughPUCKcough- who thinks this shit’ll make me want to sext him again. But w/e. So what if I made out with Berry, Israel? It’s more than you’ve gotten and I probably got some juicy information out of her that could be benificial to you, but only if you stop pushing the topic.
-Jacob
Feel free to ask me anything here.
She wants me she just doesn’t know it yet! Deep down she LOVES me! She cannot resist the JEW FRO!
I’m really not a fan of public apologies but…
I’m sorry, Rachel Berry.
And there’s no need to mock my photoshopping skills, thank you very much. Also, the rainbow is not a representation of us being repressed lesbians (because we’re not!!). I just thought it’d be cute. :) :) :)
I just felt the need to reblog this again.
Your heights are inaccurate! I would have made a much better photo-shopped image in which you were also caressing my Fro… oh Rachel how I love thee…
While I would obviously continue to pursue one, Rachel Berry, I would do what any level-headed, Jew Fro sporting, gossip-blogger would do in that situation: first I would blog it, then I would Tweet it. Of course in the event of what has oh so nicely been called Faberry, I would start a fan-club and be president of said fan club (under the condition that Rachel Berry panties were provided, of course).
-Jacob
It’s sleeping time for me! Rest assured I will make sure the Jewfro is kept in perfect order, wouldn’t want to disappoint the Rachel Berry. Feel free to drop me a line, here, especially if it has to do with the latest, greatest gossip!
I will have you all know that I am diligently researching the facts behind my latest breakthrough! You will all be most impressed and potentially satisfied though my heart will be (and continues to be) crushed by one Rachel Berry.
- Jacob
